Vince Vars
Burned-out rock legend. Unexpected patient.
Once one of the biggest rock stars in the world, Vince Vars arrives at Ben S’Nordin’ Hotel expecting recovery—but instead finds the strangest rehabilitation center imaginable. His arrival turns the hotel upside down and changes everyone’s summer.
Derrick and Erick
The pranksters.
Two 17-year-old high school friends forced to spend the summer at the hotel after getting busted for marijuana. Mischievous, clever, and endlessly curious, they idolize Vince Vars and quickly become his closest allies—and frequent partners in chaos.
Dr. Henry
The doctor with questionable priorities.
The hotel’s physician somehow manages a rehabilitation center while rarely being far from his next cocktail. Friendly, distracted, and completely comfortable with the hotel’s absurdity.
Nancy the Naughty Nurse
The nurse who’s Always ready to give you a shot…and sometimes it’s a Jell-O shot
Confident, flirtatious, and never shy about making an innuendo, Nancy keeps the patients guessing while helping maintain the hotel’s uniquely unconventional atmosphere.
Journey Birdsong
The trust-fund hippie.
A free spirit obsessed with hemp products and unusual ideas, Journey is forever wandering into conversations that drift in completely unexpected directions.
Dominik Dimitri
The sophisticated ex-mobster.
Always impeccably dressed, Dominik carries himself with old-world confidence and effortless charm, making him one of the hotel’s most unforgettable residents.
Stan the Ex-Cop
The ex-cop nobody listens to.
Stan is a walking Party Foul. Used to be an undercover cop but got too caught up partying and never caught any of the bad guys. Made a mess of things and got kicked off the force. Not very well liked at the Hotel for many reasons.
Moppy the Janitor
The glue-sniffing janitor.
Caretaker, cleaner, and keeper of the mysterious Magic Closet, Moppy somehow keeps the hotel running despite being one of its most eccentric residents.
Salema
Keeper of the Gardens of Ecstasy. Resident witch-doctor
Living on the hotel grounds in a secluded cabin tucked deep among the trees, Salema tends the legendary Gardens of Ecstasy—a hidden sanctuary of rare herbs, unusual plants and intoxicating combinations.
TAR
Salema’s Cat
Sharp-eyed, imposing, and always watching, TAR often seems to understand far more than anyone expects.
Gatekeeper Hattie Mat
Gatekeeper. Front Desk Czar. Queen of Organized Chaos.
As the undisputed ruler of the hotel’s day-to-day operations, Hattie Mat keeps Ben S’Nordin’ Hotel running one reservation, disaster, and impossible guest at a time.
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